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Joke of the Day
"What do you get when you're bitten by a mosquito wearing a fedora? M'laria"
Next Joke
"what did one car say to the other? we are cars"
"A Geeky One Why would The Doctor and Storm get along? Because he is the heart of the storm."
"A man lost his arms, legs and torso gambling. Fortunately he quit while he was a head."
"Sometimes the first step to forgiveness is understanding the other person is a complete idiot."
"Go to a botanical garden? Haha, yeah, okay. Like I want to pay money to walk through a giant salad"
"Apparently one in three people cheat. I wonder if it's my wife or my girlfriend."
"My girlfriend just replied to my text saying she is up for a threesome tonight! Now I am anxiously waiting for my wife to reply."
"Why don't blind people skydive? It scares the shit out of their dog!"
"Every spider has the same powers as Spiderman, yet none of them choose to be superheroes. This is everything you need to know about spiders."