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Joke of the Day

"what did one car say to the other? we are cars"

"Why does the Little Mermaid wear sea shells? Because D shells are too big and B shells are too small."

"Feeling pretty good about myself today so I'm going to go meet up with an ex-girlfriend to bring me back down to normal"

"I have a gay friend but I never recognize him Because he is always in these guys."

"I'd like to thank /r/jokes for teaching me so many jokes! I've always hated the sound of laughter..."

"A man hobbles into a McDonald's and walks up to the counter. He proceeds to place his order of 1 hot fudge sundae. The cashier asks him ""Crushed nuts?"". ""No."" He says, ""Hip replacement""."

"They say make up sex is the best... Good thing, because all the sex I have is made up."

"What idiot called it Airport Facilities Maintenance and not Hangar Management?"

"You hear the one about the gay judges? Yeah, they tried each other."

"The Ford Escort was named after Henry Ford's love for high-priced hookers. Ironically, you'll have to pay for sex if you drive one."