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Joke of the Day
"Why don't blind people skydive? It scares the shit out of their dog!"
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"I told my wife I'm not willing to help with the laundry but I am willing to draw nipples on her flesh colored bras so they'd be less creepy."
"Bill Cosby walks up to a woman in a bar.. and says, ""Excuse me, would you like to play the rape game?"" ""NO!"" ""That's the spirit!"""
"What do you call a wrongly accused art thief? Framed"
"Why can't cats survive on Mars, even with spacesuits? Because Curiosity will kill them."
"There is a nudist convention on in town next week. I might go if I have nothing on."
"Why don't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home is!"
"48% of soda fountains tested positive for possible fecal contamination, meaning it's likely you've unknowingly been drinking cream soda."
"I couldn't decide whether or not to buy this new king sized mattress I'm going to sleep on it."
"911: What is your emergency. M: I need to report a home invasion. This woman looks like my mother in law but she's smiling. Please hurry."