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Joke of the Day

"Make sure you finish all of your math homework, there are dumb kids in America who can't add - parents in China, probably"

"What's the difference between an infinite line and an infinitely large circle? There is no difference. The joke is you just learned math."

"Why did the chicken cross the road I parked across from the grocery store."

"Why do priests have lots of kids? They always use the holy condoms."

"Green eggs and 9/11 #SadDrSeuss"

"I want to believe Pistorius...... ... But it's pretty clear his argument doesn't have a leg to stand on"

"It's uncomfortable when the neighbor's kids look like you."

"Did you hear about the explosion in the cheese factory? The only thing left was de-brie"

"What do Godzilla and shrimp have in common? They both crustaceans"

"I take my women just how I take my hair conditioner with silicone"