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Joke of the Day

"Boss made me put a nametag over my left bosom. I leaned over and said, ""Now, what shall we name the other one?"""

"What did the bread say after its massage? Ahh, I kneaded that."

"What's the difference between an enzyme and a hormone? You can't hear an enzyme!"

"So a rabbi, a bishop, a black guy and a mathematician walk into a bar... ...the bartender looks at them and says ""What is this? Some kind of a joke?"""

"What kind of bike does hipster Jesus ride? A Cruci-fixie."

"How did the worlds strongest man get his title? He came in 1st, 2nd and 3rd in a masturbation contest."

"Did you hear the one about the man who panicked when his friend started to drown? He didn't know water do..."

"[1st date] Me: don't let him know you're a lobster Him: we should check out my hot-tub later Me: 'yeah...sure' *nervously clicks claws*"

"Two promiscuous citrus fruits have unprotected sex They get lemon-aids"

"Batman Arkham Knight PC port"