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Joke of the Day

"What is the best evidence that Microsoft has a monopoly? Santa Claus had to switch from Chimneys to Windows."

"What's the hardest part about winning crossfit? Being 5 foot 6"

"How much hummus did the anorexic Arab eat? A tahini bit!"

"I had a wet dream about you last night I dreamed that you got hit by a bus and I pissed myself laughing."

"Yo Mama's so fat she uses an air balloon for parachute."

"What's the difference between Biggie Smalls and your mom? Biggie loves it when you call him Big Poppa, while your mom just loves it when you call."

"What's the difference between 10 dead hookers and a Porsche? I *don't* have a Porsche in my garage."

"[doc walks in holding up my X-rays with one hand & giving a thumbs down with the other] Bad news, pal. You're a skeleton."

"Being high in front of your parents is like trying to do your best impression of yourself."

"Would you like to hear a joke about ghosts? That's the spirit!"