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Joke of the Day
"This year for Lent, I'm just giving up."
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"What do you call a deer... without eyes? No eye deer. without eyes or legs? Still no eye deer. without eyes, legs, or genitalia? Still no fucking eye deer."
"Why did the chicken cross the road? To avoid North Korea's long range missiles."
"What does the average drummer get on an IQ test? Drool."
"I got a Trophy Wife but it was for participation"
">Get text. Is Letterman. >Pet tricks and chill?"
"what kind of pants does the godfather wear? al pa-chinos"
"Adam gave Sally 3 flowers and 1 stuffed animal. Kristen gave Sally 5 flowers and 2 stuffed animals. What does Sally have? cancer."
"What's the longest word in the English language? Smiles. There's a mile between the s's."
"I'm a dyslexic tree... My life is A-OK!"