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Joke of the Day

"Obama calls Putin and asks abut his Thanksgiving. Putin: Turkey is about to be cooked."

"Did you guys hear about the catastrophic genetic flower breeding program that tried to cross an aster and a daisy? It was a dais-aster."

"Does anyone know a good locksmith? I spent the entire day cleaning the entire house and need to keep my family out."

"How do New Zealander's find sheep in long grass? Delightful"

"Want to hear a joke about Nitric Oxide? NO"

"A Clickbait walks into a bar... You won't believe what happened next!"

"What did the cannibal say after eating a leper? That just fell apart in my mouth!"

"My grandma warned that boys only want one thing from me. So I hid my PlayStation 3."

"There aren't atheists in a falling plane ..."

"Why can't a T-Rex clap it's hands? Because it's dead"