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Joke of the Day
"Problem gambling? Bet you can't quit."
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"What did Michael Fox bring to baby Jesus? Parkincense."
"My Cheesy Redneck Joke Bill, I cant post to Youtube no more. All these average potatos on there are agitating me. *Average Potatos?* Yeah, you know. Them Common Taters."
"7 out of 10 people believe in Life after death. The other 3 don't even like cereal."
"What do you call it when a chameleon can't change colors? Ereptile dysfunction"
"Love is like a unicorn. I don't have a unicorn."
"[Fear Factor] HOST: and the first contestant to touch the puppy in front of them will be sent home *camera pans to me already holding puppy*"
"*makes plans with someone* (30 seconds later) what have I done"
"If I found out I only had a week to live, and could go anywhere in the world, I think I'd go to the hospital because that sounds serious"