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Joke of the Day
"What do you call it when a chameleon can't change colors? Ereptile dysfunction"
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"I love campfire smoke so much ... it brings tears to my eyes."
"My wife has the body of a porn star... ..which is kind of creepy and takes up a lot of room in the fridge."
"What does a queen bee do when she burps ? Issues a royal pardon !"
"Have you ever tried to eat a clock? I heard it's very time consuming."
"What do you call a whirlpool in a church? Holy water!"
"Q: How many Librans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Why change the bulb? Isn't it more romantic in the dark?"
"I save so much money by not having any money."
"You know when you lie, things can get out of hand very quickly....... For example I heard about a girl who lied to her husband about how she got pregnant and now there is an entire religion."
"We're sorry Micky Mouse, but your wife being crazy is not reasonable grounds for a divorce! I didn't say she was crazy. I said she was fucking Goofy!"