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Joke of the Day
"I hate being ""backwards guy"" when moving funiture. I could get hurt."
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"Have you heard about the new restaurant on the moon? Food is great but the atmosphere is terrible!"
"If you love someone, set them free. If they come back with two police officers, you'll know that setting them free was a bad idea."
"Science joke The bartender says ""we don't serve your kind here"" He orders a drink A Tachyon walks into a bar Who wants to hear a Tachyon joke?"
"Boss says, ""its the 3rd time you've been late this week! Do you know what that means??"" Me, ""err... It's Wednesday?"""
"What is a Cambodian's favorite meal? Pol Pot."
"One for the Mexican holiday. What do you call four Mexicans drowning? Cuatro Sinko."
"Damn girl, are you french? Cause madayuum"
"How do you make a pole angry? Deport him."
"What do you call the armed group in Oregon? Vanilla Isis."