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Joke of the Day

"What is Dracula's favorite pudding? Leeches and scream."

"If you are afraid of pedophiles... ...Grow up!"

"A guy walked into a gay bar backwards. Ouch."

"It says right on the redbull can: do not mix with alcohol. What do we do? We make jager bombs. We are not a species made to last."

"I'm not a proctologist ... ... but I know an asshole when I see one."

"Digging through a box in the closet, I found a picture of me sitting on Santa's lap. Hard to believe that was almost a year ago."

"So lemme get this straight. Han Solo can understand Chewbacca just fine but at age 900, basic English grammar still goes over Yoda's head."

"Where can you find information about raisins that commit adultery? Currant Affairs"

"My Grandpa said, our generation relies too much on technology I replied, ""No, your generation relies too much on technology!"" Then I unplugged his life support."

"I don't have a penis April Fools"