20210

Joke of the Day

"What did one lesbian vampire say to the other? ""see you next month"""

"How does Moses make tea? Hewbrews it."

"What do you call it when Hitler pees? Fuhrenating."

"What I bring to a relationship is pretty much the same stuff you can pick up at any hardware store."

"Did you hear the Pillsbury Doughboy and one of the Cabbage Patch Kids had a baby? It was an ugly little fucker with a yeast infection."

"Bae: come over Me: can we ever have normal conversations Bae: my parents aren't home Me: why can't you just ask how good my day was for once"

"Why do Jew's love jokes? Because they don't have to pay for them."

"Which two regions have the most people named John? SEA / NA"

"What's the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa goes down the chimney."

"Flirt with him. Drop down and pick up your asthma inhaler. Look back, readjust your glasses."