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Joke of the Day
"So my pregnant wife wanted to introduce toys in the bedroom... I suggested a clothes hangar"
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"Is it a good idea to have multiple PhDs? To a certain degree."
"Why can't the incredible hulk find a girlfriend? Because all the girls know he just wants to smash"
"What do you call a cheese that isn't yours? NACHO CHEESE!"
"""Look at what came in the mail today!"" ""That damn horny mailman again?"""
"How do you tell a male chromosome from a female chromosome? You pull down its genes!"
"Why shouldn't you tell a pirate your secrets? They ain't private ears. (I don't care if a six year old came to this first thirty years ago, it just came to me.)"
"A video of my kids attempting to cut steak would make an excellent commercial for condoms."
"I now feel I've watched enough reruns of The Shawshank Redemption on basic cable that I'll be able to successfully make it in prison."
"What's the difference between snowmen and snowwomen? Snowballs."