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Joke of the Day
"Whenever someone talks to me, I freak out because I forget people can see me."
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"""They say penguins can't fly. Can't? Or never got the chance?"" I whisper in the penguin's ear, shoving him out of the aircraft."
"The name's Bong. Jay Bong. Agent 420. Weed."
"You're all great. Or suck. Actually I'm going to need you to sort yourselves into two orderly rows."
"I'm so good at sleeping... I can do it with my eyes closed."
"The reason I'm so happy today is because I got a penis enlarger... She's 18 years old!"
"I'm not superstitious, I'm just kindastitious!!!"
"Where do you find a dog with no legs? Where ever you left him!"
"What's a man's definition of safe sex? A: When his wife's out of town."
"I was in a cafe the other day when I overheard this: ""Can you please stop listening to our conversation?"""