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Joke of the Day

"I was in a cafe the other day when I overheard this: ""Can you please stop listening to our conversation?"""

"Hitler couldn't have been that bad of a guy.. After all, he did kill Hitler"

"Woah! Brian Williams' fly is wide open! Newsflash."

"I read in the paper about a hooker starting her own business.... They said that she had a good soft-opening."

"I'm scared that the mob is looking for me I've been getting a lot of emails from Don Otreply about bill payments."

"If Donald Trump becomes president and keeps up his shenanigans, he could be the first president to be impeached. It would be an un-presidented event in American politics."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Cy ! Cy who ? Cy'n on the botton line !"

"What do you call a Mathematician who is an outlaw and a liar? an outlier downvote brigade can start now"

"In elementary I got all the chicks because my box of crayons had a built-in sharpener. Been on a dry spell ever since. Just me & my crayons."

"A tree fell on a family's house and killed everybody. It was rootless."