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Joke of the Day

"Where do you find a dog with no legs? Where ever you left him!"

"What does Tumblr and KFC's chicken have in common? They both contain high amounts of trans fats. Edit: Omg guys! I didn't expect this to take off this much, thanks guys!"

"Only one more sleep to go before I lose my job as a night security guard."

"I just had my ass blasted.. It was an explosive diarrhea."

"Two cannibals were eating a clown.... One turns to the other and asks, ""Hey, does this taste funny to you?"""

"And the award for the best neckwear goes to... Well, will you look at that, it's a tie!"

"What disease causes people to swear at the dinner table? Gilles de la gourmette"

"Take a chill pill? I had a friend overdose on chill pills you insensitive prick!"

"What do you call a gassy Russian? Vladimir Pootin'"

"What's a parrot's favourite song? I love Parrots in the Springtime!"