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Joke of the Day
"Whats best joke aboot canada? I'm canadian and i was just wondering"
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"What is the difference between a Peeping Tom and a burglar? A burglar snatches watches."
"Last night, I was sitting next to a hot girl at the bar... ...and all I could think was, ""Don't get an erection, don't get an erection, don't get an erection..."" But she did."
"A Freudian Slip A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother"
"Westminster Dog Show If a poor dog ever wins the Westminster Dog Show I hope at least one announcer calls it a Wags to Riches Story..."
"What did Vladimir name his member? Put-in. (In a Russian accent)"
"What does Jeffrey Dahmer and Peewee Herman have in common? They were both caught with hands in their drawers."
"I was going to make my friend some spaghetti made from milk protein... But sadly he pasta whey."
"I don't always tell Harambe jokes but I'll take a shot at it."
"Here's two short jokes and a long joke: joke. joke. joooooooke."