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Joke of the Day
"What is the difference between a Peeping Tom and a burglar? A burglar snatches watches."
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"OP's sex life."
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"""I'm not really supposed to do this,"" says the Verizon employee, showing you the setting on your phone that unbinds love from sorrow."
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"After an altercation with my boss, I decided to leave my job at the helium factory. I refuse to be spoken to in that tone of voice."
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