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Joke of the Day
"What did Vladimir name his member? Put-in. (In a Russian accent)"
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"What do you call two birds in love? Tweethearts!"
"What do Hillbillies do for Halloween? Pump-Kin"
"If i was the Grinch, I wouldn't steal Christmas. I'd steal you."
"Three legged dog A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He sidles up to the bar and announces: ""I'm lookin' for the man who executed my father."""
"I hate waiting in line. I wish this guy would hurry up and pick a suspect."
"You wouldn't believe how many laws I'm obeying right now"
"Did you hear about the murdered essay? They can't find the body."
"What washes up on small beaches? Microwaves!"