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Joke of the Day

"I don't always tell Harambe jokes but I'll take a shot at it."

"why did the cyclops close his school because he only had one pupil"

"You didn't like it. I was going to tell you a joke about my time machine"

"What's the difference between snowmen and snowomen? Snowballs"

"My wife doesn't know this, but for the first 3 years of our marriage I thought we were supposed to share a toothbrush."

"My uncle once punched his 8-year-old daughter for cheating while playing cards. *He takes strip poker very seriously.*"

"Don't break anyone's heart, they have only one. Break their bones, they have 206."

"Give a man a fish and chances are you won't be asked to be in charge of buying a gift ""from all of us"" anymore."

"What's the first thing you should do when you bring a Thai girl home? Check to make sure your dick is bigger than hers."

"The ""free milkshakes for a month"" contest I just won is telling me my month's supply of shakes is 5 shakes. Yeah 5 should last me a month..."