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Joke of the Day

"What do phone books and women have in common? They both couldn't vote before 1920"

"Fun fact: they used acronyms back in colonial times too but DOS meant Dead of Smallpox and LMFAO meant Lost My Farm and Outbuildings"

"What did Adam do when he wanted some sugar? He raised Cain."

"I've come into a lot of money lately... It's a fetish I never knew I had until now."

"Q: Why did the ghoul eat a light bulb? A: Because he was in need of a light snack."

"Me: There is a small tree on fire. 911: Could you describe it? Me:Picture shrubbery...now picture it engulfed in flames."

"What do you call a middle eastern man with a bounty on his head? A towel head."

"Build a man a fire and he will be warm for one day Set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life"

"Are you today's date? because you're an 11/10 (:"

"What does a redditor say when he is asked ""What country did the missing plane come from?"" *tips fedora* M'laysia."