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Joke of the Day
"The barman says, ""We don't serve time travellers in here."" A time traveller walks into a bar."
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"""I'm not racist but..."" - Britain"
"Teachers at school: She seems to be expressing an inner need for control. Teachers at a bar: I want to punch that kid in the face."
"Why can't dormant volcanoes erupt? They have eruptile dysfunction"
"""NO HOMO"" i scream at my dog Homo as he shits on the carpet"
"Why don't Leave voters go to the cinema? Because they're unable to see the big picture."
"? Hey there Delilah, for your word spell Mississippi ""May I have the definition?"" The state siblings can get frisky ? and cousins toooo ?"
"My mute friend told me a funny joke."
"Every time someone says, ""at least it's a dry heat,"" I want to stab them with a box cutter. *at least it's a short knife."
"pooping on a party is still the number one way to poop a party."