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Joke of the Day

"The Guy who traded a hat for things of equal or greater worth... No, seriously; let me know if you want to trade me something for my hat."

"I asked a Jewish girl for her number... She rolled up her sleeve"

"The teacher asked Jimmy, ""Why is your cat at school today Jimmy?"" Jimmy replied crying, ""Because I heard my daddy tell my mommy, 'I am going to eat that p*ssy once Jimmy leaves for school today!'"""

"I almost got into an accident with someone who was texting and driving... luckily I braked just in time or else I would've spilt my beer."

"What's the NSDAP's favourite kind of Jew? I dunno, ashkenazi!"

"Two young men walk into a bar I dont know what happened then I was outside"

"How many times does it take for a woman on period to change a lightbulb? IT WILL TAKE THE TIME IT FUCKING NEEDS !!!"

"""I trust that guy about as far as I can throw him."" -The Incredible Hulk, about a guy he trusts a lot"

"This kitten is just what my house needed. Another female that doesn't listen to me."

"Why can't you fool an aborted baby? It wasn't born yesterday."