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Joke of the Day

"The teacher asked Jimmy, ""Why is your cat at school today Jimmy?"" Jimmy replied crying, ""Because I heard my daddy tell my mommy, 'I am going to eat that p*ssy once Jimmy leaves for school today!'"""

"Q: Why did the schoolteacher who was in love with head of the school take out a loan with the bank? A: Because she had an interest in the principal."

"What's the thing u don't tell a vampire? Bite me."

"Saw this in a Textbook today What's the best part about having sex with 28 year olds? There's 20 of them"

"I thought all the men at my gym were being exceptionally nice for a Monday morning but turns out my workout pants are just see-through."

"I'm going to open up an opticians that also sells jewellery and handbags It'll be called Assess your eyes."

"Why do some vaginas smell like dead fish? Cause da pussy killed it"

"There's a ghost in the house! CALL DR.BOO!"

"When are Latkes traditionally eaten? While hiding in an attic."

"I recently got sick at the airport, my doctor says it's a terminal illness."