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Joke of the Day
"Why can't you fool an aborted baby? It wasn't born yesterday."
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"My french toast just surrendered to my german sausage. Breakfast is weird at my house."
"When do cops blow up and destroy shopping centers and Walmarts? During Black Friday."
"If laughing is good for you because you use 15 muscles, think how healthy you'll be if you're breaking a chair on someone's head every day."
"""If something goes wrong, we'll just go to a blue DOS screen and dump out an indecipherable log of what happened"". This was a choice made."
"It's like an orgasm in your mouth Someone gave me a dessert and said ""Try this, it tastes like an orgasm in your mouth."" I replied: ""You know what tastes like an orgasm in my mouth? Fifty bucks."""
"The Mods they are a joke !"
"Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella? Fo drizzle."
"Why is it so hard to convict horse rapists? Because sometimes neigh means yay."
"Did you hear about Donald Trump's porno? It stars Trump himself, a Mexican woman, and a glory hole."