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Joke of the Day
"If Rihanna was a bear name one of her songs. Bees Better Have My Honey"
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"The Americans are using a new type of rocket that constantly updates its Facebook status until it reaches its target. It's an attention-seeking missile."
"What's worse than peaking in high school? Climaxing to middle schoolers."
"Why is that cotton candy talking? Grandma, that's Nicki Minaj."
"What do the English use to blow up their enemies? Tea N' Tea."
"What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? A quarter-pounder with Cheese"
"A husband and a wife were at the table, having dinner. The woman drops a bit of tomato sauce on her white top. ""Och, I look like a pig!"" The man nods, ""And you dropped tomato sauce on your top!"""
"Nothing much worse than being forced to listen to someone else's music and not be able to tell them their taste is shit."
"I feel bad for the homeless guy ""I feel bad for the homeless guy, but I feel really bad the homeless guy's dog, because he must be thinking 'Man, this is the longest walk ever"" -Norm Macdonald"
"I exercise religiously. Which means I go running dressed as the Pope."