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Joke of the Day

"What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? A quarter-pounder with Cheese"

"hey Colorado, hows your aspen? (ass been)"

"(Interview) Says here on your resume that you're unpredictable. (I take a squirrel out of my pants dressed as Batman) ""That's a rumor""."

"For everyone that works in a restaurant, or uses shredded cheese, Don't vote for trump! He wants to make America grate again!"

"Hilary Clinton is trying to appear more normal by using the subway... ..., but Bernie Sanders claims she only uses it one tenth of one percent as much as he does."

"What do you call a fat Mexican? A spic with span."

"How does Bob Ross masturbate? He beats the devil out of it."

"I remember when going viral meant having to tell several people they better get tested."

"i got you a candy necklace for a present but then something happened so i got you this string instead"

"What's DJ Khaleds favourite number? 11, because it has another one"