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Joke of the Day
"Why is that cotton candy talking? Grandma, that's Nicki Minaj."
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"Why can't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home is."
"FUN PRANK: when a stranger hands you their phone to take a picture of their family, take a selfie instead and also steal their phone"
"I like my coffee like I like my women... no penis"
"I've concluded English is my phone's second language. It's the only explanation for all the bizarre autocorrects and typos that plague me."
"Kenny G walks into an elevator and says ""Man, this place is HAPPENING!"""
"THE DOCTOR WITH HIS PATIENT The doctor to the patient: You are very sick' The patient to the doctor: Can I get a second opinion?' The doctor again: Yes, you are very ugly too...'"
"Damn girl, are you a jar of pickles? Because I think I NEED to bang you on my kitchen counter."
"Kim Jong-un promises a new clear future for North Korea Oops, spelt nuclear wrong."
"Whats the saddest thing about global warming/iceberg melting? Polar bears won't be able to keep their cokes cold."