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Joke of the Day
"*pretends to get electrocuted when I shake your dad's hand for the first time*"
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"What kind of sweets do trucks like? Lorrypops."
"Why are Omegle and Chatroulette great dating sites? Because they have plenty of members."
"How do you get a baby astronaut to sleep? You rock-et."
"My doctor told me I needed to break a sweat once a day so I told him I'd start lying to my wife."
"What's the most sensitive part of your body while masturbating Your ears."
"What cars do wolves drive? Auuuuuuuuuuuuudis!"
"What happened when the joker dropped an elephant carrying a ten ton weight on Batman and Robin? They became flatman and ribbon. /u/realhermit has left the building."
"'gamer' & 'foodie' are bullshit labels because they suggest you are something b/c you passively enjoy something everyone passively enjoys"
"Someone stole my Microsoft Office and they're gonna pay! You have my word!"