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Joke of the Day
"A termite walks into a bar and asks... is the Bar Tender here?"
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"Drinking non-alcohol beer is like to eat out your own sister: the same taste but something is wrong"
"This whole VW car thing makes me think... ...Have you been mis-sold TDI?"
"When do cannibals cook you? On Fried-days."
"did you hear about the Indian restaurant that ran out of bread? it was a naan issue sorry"
"One day I'd like to donate to the porn industry for all the free porn I've watched. They've gotten me through some hard times."
"I like my women like I like my microwave Hot, clean, and she'll kill any baby I put inside her."
"I've always heard that ignorance is bliss. My question: Exactly, how ignorant do I have to be before I find bliss?"
"just missed a turn because I was trying to tweet ""dong cheadle"" while driving"
"Old people smell weird because They are surrounded by hundreds upon thousands of skin cells that have fallen off of their bodies over the years. Dead... Like all of their friends..."