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Joke of the Day
"What do you call 40 mexicans standing in your yard holding hands? Spicket fence."
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"What's more stable a hamburger or a steak? A hamburger because it is in the ground state."
"Getting a tub. Filling it with cookies. Pouring milk over it. Pretending to eat a giant's cereal. Horrifying my wife."
"What do you call a bunch of chickens playing hide-and-seek ? Fowl play !"
"Yo mama so fat she should be concerned because diabetes is a serious problem."
"Q: What's the difference between Hillary Clinton and a pit bull? A: The pit bull doesn't carry a briefcase."
"""It's been months since I got laid."" - Baby chickens"
"Most people fear the Reaper. Chuck Norris considers him ""a promising Rookie""."
"An old man says to the doctor ""I piss like a horse at 6 each morning, poop like a goose at 7."" The doctor says ""Then what's the problem?"" The old man says ""I don't get out of bed until 8."""
"Freudian Slip. What Freud wore under his skirt when he cross dressed on weekends."