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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a truthful piece of paper? Fax."
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"I swear, even my ex lasted longer than my phone battery does."
"I asked my wife what women really want, she said attentive lovers. Or maybe she said ""a tent of lovers."" I wasn't really listening."
"We're having lobsters for dinner . Update - we have pet lobsters now"
"Whom hath released the hounds? Whom? Whom? Whom? Whom?"
"PREACHER: any prayer requests? 3 DUCKS IN A TRENCHCOAT (from the last pew): do the one about our daily bread"
"Madonna fell while performing at a show yesterday. When asked about it, she said... ""All that time on my back reminded me of the 80's"""
"How did your mom know you hadn't washed your face? I forgot to wet the soap."
"If by ""unload the dishwasher"" you mean take out clean utensils as I need them, then yes I unloaded the dishwasher."
"How did the 5-year old girl fall off of the tire swing? Somebody shot her."