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Joke of the Day

"What did the two gum diseases say to the one who had a party without them? Why di'n'ja 'vite us?"

"Why did little Jimmy break open his computer? It said that it had 20 cookies in it."

"When someone at the gym asks if I'm ""using that equipment"", I say ""No, my love for it is real."" To date, I'm the only one to find that funny"

"A plateau is the highest form of flattery I'm sorry"

"Why did microsoft go directly to windows 10? Because windows 7 8 9"

"I had an issue with my XBone suddenly breaking & emitting smoke... I wasn't too disappointed that my XBone crashed and burned but I couldn't stand the fact that the smoke was even in low-res"

"If a green man lives in a green house... And a purple man lives in a purple house, And a orange man lives in an orange house, Who lives in a white house? A black man."

"What did the perverted sauce say to the Chinese Ribs? .. I'm only Peking."

"I like my women how I like my coffee. Ground up, packed in zip lock bags and stored in the freezer."

"What do the twin towers and genders have in common? There used to be two and now it's offensive to talk about."