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Joke of the Day

"How did Harry Potter get down the hill? Walking... Jk, rowling."

"Upvote this if you're in North Korea! ....wait...."

"Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door? He wanted to win the No Bell Prize."

"You'd think the chances of putting in a USB drive wrong side-up would be 50-50, but nope, 90-10."

"Why is Boromir such a hit at orgies? Because when he blows his horn everyone comes ;)"

"What do you call it when a man uses a Confederate flag as a blanket? A white power nap."

"If a woman drinks a glass of wine a day it increases the chance of a stroke. If you let her finish the bottle she'll probably suck it as well."

"How do you eat soup with chop sticks? Slowly."

"My New Years resolution was to not have any sex. Apparently"

"How do Mexicans cut their pizza? Little Caesars"