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Joke of the Day

"How do Mexicans cut their pizza? Little Caesars"

"I'd much rather have a sex tape released to the public than a video of me trying to run in flip flops."

"Whats the hardest thing about walking through a field of dead babies? My dick."

"Teacher: You aren't paying attention to me. Are you having trouble hearing? Pupil: No teacher I'm having trouble listening!"

"How do you keep an amish girl happy? Two men a night."

"Plans to move the Russian Embassy from its current location have had to be postponed. Because Donald Trump won't pull his head out of the new place."

"Did you know that Germany was the original creator of the Amazing Race? They tried to introduce it back in 1933. But the show caust too much."

"""Is that a gun in your pocket or are you pleased to see me?"" said my late wife."

"How do you clean a condom? You put it in a pot and boil the fuck out of it."

"Interviewer: what's your biggest weakness? Dwayne Johnson: *sweating nervously* certainly not paper that's for sure"