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Joke of the Day
"What do you call it when a man uses a Confederate flag as a blanket? A white power nap."
Next Joke
"What did JFK say after banging Marilyn Monroe? ""Some men have greatness thrust upon them, some men thrust upon greatness."""
"How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? just 2."
"Why was the lion alone and disheartened? He lost his pride in a bet"
"One advantage The Monkees had over The Beatles was the opposable thumb"
"What did the leper say to the prostitute? keep the tip"
"Why do blondes have ""TGIF"" on the front of their shirts? **T**its **G**o **I**n **F**ront"
"Why did the man drowning in the Nile River think he wasn't going to die? Because he was in de-nile."
"What do you call the day after a sad Friday? A sadder day."
"-1 23 It was delicious."