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Joke of the Day
"Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door? He wanted to win the No Bell Prize."
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"My ex-wife still misses me... But her aim is getting better"
"Just ate a bunch of confetti... Now I'm a party pooper."
"The first time I bit into a Cadbury egg I understood women who spit."
"What do Monica Lewinsky and an Asian political correspondent have in common? All they talk about is the presidential erection"