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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A Licalotapus."
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"I hate Russian dolls. They're so full of themselves."
"Did you here about the woman who got attacked by a gang of mimes? They performed unspeakable acts on her."
"* drinks 6 pack of muscle milk * * checks for abs *"
"3 database admins walked into a nosql bar A little while later they walked out because they couldn't find a table"
"He said I won his heart and I was all ""Ugh can I just win like $20? How about a sweater from Sears? A pencil? I could really use a pencil."""
"Why were Mary and Joseph considered such good businessmen? Because they produced such a great prophet."
"My new years resolution for 2017 1920x1080"
"Knock Knock... Horizontally Knock Knock. Who's there? Horizontally Horizontally who? Quick, The *whore is onto me* hide me from my wife."
"There was an ignition recall on my new car.... I guess we're off to a bad start."