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Joke of the Day
"There was an ignition recall on my new car.... I guess we're off to a bad start."
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"Do you think when Spider-Man gets stoned with Batman and the Hulk he sometimes thinks the spider on his chest is real and freaks out?"
"What do spinach and anal sex have in common? If you were forced to have it as a child, you probably won't like it as an adult."
"These poker chips must be stale, they taste horrible."
"Gay bashing is terrible but gay dashing is just how we get from place to place."
"What do you call a rabbit with a bent dick? Fucks Funny."
"Some guy told me he liked me, but he doesn't follow me on twitter so his opinion is invalid."
"Why does Kim Jong Un have an email? So he can eat all the spam."
"What's a Social Justice Warrior's favorite math course? Triggernometry."
"""You're going to love my friend. He's hilarious."" is still the best way to know you're about to meet an annoying person."