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"* drinks 6 pack of muscle milk * * checks for abs *"
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"Moaning and gasping ""Give it to me baby!"" during a prostate exam will leave you looking for a new doctor. Anybody know one?"
"I'm at an age where ""getting lucky"" only means I have the house to myself..."
"Today a tiny hat was convicted of murder... They say he finally just broke down and con-fezzed to the crime."
"Why do soccer announcers make terrible business executives? They constantly discuss productivity GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAALs."
"wander ten miles over the German border, shoot everybody in sight and then claim you were never over the line"
"""Whoa! It's really hot in here!"" ""Sorry, Should I leave?"""
"Life is like a box of chocolates.... it doesn't last as long for fat people."
"What does an Asian with the biggest erection get when he walks into a wall? A broken nose."
"My ex-girlfriend had eczema She had a cracking fanny."