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Joke of the Day

"I hate Russian dolls. They're so full of themselves."

"I always assumed the movie ""Grease"" got its title from how those characters managed to fit into those pants."

"Where do you go when you start up a videogame about Noodles? To the lo mein menu"

"Q: What is it that all men have one of; it's longer on some men than on others; the Pope doesn't use his; and a man gives it to his wife after they're married? A: surname"

"Girl: Why are you so ugly? Boy: I'm you from the future."

"Why does the divorced guy keep a tampon on the top of his tv set? To remind him of the cunt that has his DVD player."

"I recently started using a few drugs I draw the line at using cocaine though"

"I just got told by my dentist that he is homosexual. Bloody Tooth Fairy!"

"How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb? One but he must consult the DSM-IV."

"If the whole world smoked a joint at the same time, There would be world peace for at least two hours."