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Joke of the Day

"What word grows smaller when you add two letters to it? Add ""er"" to short and it becomes shorter."

"CPR refresher class. We're told, ""If they're not breathing, there's no way you can make it worse."" Woman then trips; kicks dummy's head off."

"Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she didn't have arms."

"What do you call someone who LOVES Wikipedia? A Wikipedophile!"

"CALL AN AMBULANCE!? NO WAY! that old lady is DEFINITELY unconscious. here, go start my car. I'm gonna go wipe the prints off our frisbee."

"What was the first thing Hitler bought from the beauty shop? Polish remover"

"[Skype] ME: Finally I see your face and wow. HIM: [naked] Where are you?! ME: Starbucks. Wanna meet a few friends? They like your tweets."

"""God hates fogs"" - homophobic clouds"

"Girls go to the bathroom together because that's where we rap battle"

"Why is the part of a woman between her hips and her breasts called a waist? Because they could have easily fitted in another pair of tits there..."