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Joke of the Day

"Why is the part of a woman between her hips and her breasts called a waist? Because they could have easily fitted in another pair of tits there..."

"Food on the Table by E. Tittup"

"*knocks over the 17 Starbucks cups on her nightstand *answers her alarm clock, ""hello?"""

"As I walk through the valley of the Shadow of Death, I remind myself that you can't always trust Google Maps."

"If shame burned calories, I'd be back to my birth weight by now"

"Where do nazis go on vacation? The holocoast."

"My car keeps pulling to the right forcing me to steer left. Either the alignment is off or I'm trying to drive a Republican."

"Can all 16gb iPhone users send a screenshot of their storage page? No sorry I don't have enough storage to take a screenshot."

"Yo momma's so fat that she should probably be worried about the increased risk of cardiovascular disease."

"I started eating healthier recently. Instead of chicken wings alone I now drink beer with them, thus, preventing coking and prolonging life."