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"I can teach you to write in steps. I call it stair-case...."
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"What's the difference between a four year old and a baggie of cocaine? Eric Clapton wouldn't let a baggie of cocaine fall out the window."
"It really annoys me when people who barely know you want to become Facebook friends, like an old classmate or someone you've slept with"
"Where does a homosexual Southerner live? In dick-sea land"
"which is the most negative animal in the barnyard? the horse, because its a naysayer."
"Damn apple just donated a bunch of ipads to kids in africa The only app on it was ''Where's my water''"
"What's 6"" long, bent to the left, and in the front of my pants?? My iPhone 6."
"""Y'know, I've realize something. In almost every Western cartoon there is talking animals in it."" ""Hmm, I can't really think of any."" The pig replied."
"I can sing a rainbow.. Grey and grey and grey and grey, Grey and grey and grey... I can sing a woodlouse... Kudos to Bill Bailey."
"What's hairy dangerous and only surfs the Net when there's a full moon? The www.erewolf."