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Joke of the Day
"What do you call someone who LOVES Wikipedia? A Wikipedophile!"
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"Men are like prisms All that matters is length, width, and height."
"What Do You Call a Terrible German Hot-dog Stand Owner? The Wurst Guy."
"You gotta hand it to short people because they can't reach it"
"*Gets arrested for making prank phone calls [At Police Station] ""You can make one phone call"" *Dials random # ""Is your fridge running?"""
"7 dwarfs were in the bath feeling happy. So ......happy got out"
"I'm Dyslexic, Agnostic, and an Insomniac. I lay awake all night wondering if there really is a Dog."
"What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers."
"[texting] ME: I like you, I think you're cute MY CRUSH: oh um ME: HAHAHA omg my dog was chewing on my phone lol how did he type that"
"'Calm Your Tits' is derogatory. Feminists reccomend, instead : 'De-stress the Breasts"",'Soothe your Boobs', 'Give that Chest a Rest', 'Don't have a Rack Attack' and 'Hakuna the Tattas'"