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"""God hates fogs"" - homophobic clouds"
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"I don't think Jesus would be mad if he came back and saw what the world has become. He might be a bit cross, though."
"1st Witch: What's your new boyfriend like ? 2nd Witch: He's mean nasty ugly smelly and totally evil - but he has some bad points too !"