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Joke of the Day

"CPR refresher class. We're told, ""If they're not breathing, there's no way you can make it worse."" Woman then trips; kicks dummy's head off."

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"somebody took my dog while we were waiting in line at the vet i cried out ""Somebody stole my Spot!!"""
"My gf broke up with me.... She said, ""It's okay we can still be cousins.."""
"Why did the rancher get out of the hemp-fed beef market? The steaks were too high."
"I think that if Ann Coulter and Rush Limbaugh had their brains swapped, the world would be better because that surgery sounds really risky."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Baron ! Baron who ? Baron mind who you're talking to !"
"How do you get 30 drunk Americans out of the pool? ""Allahu Akhbarrrr"""
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"What is ""Mary"" short for? She has no legs!"
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Abe ! Abe who ? Abe C D E F G H... !"