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Joke of the Day
"Girls go to the bathroom together because that's where we rap battle"
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"Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? It was okay, but had no atmosphere."
"Yo momma so fat, when she sits around the house ... ... she sits around the house."
"Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet. He scares the shit out of it."
"I asked God for a bike... ... but then realized that is not how God works. So I stole some kid's bike and asked God for forgiveness."
"""Getting fat"" is absolutely a legitimate response to ""what have you been up to?"""
"All the roles in Gravity were played by Martin Lawrence."
"A man walks in on his roommate, Internet, crying in the other room. When he asks why, Internet sobs: ""Everything I touch turns gay!"""
"What car insurance do Canadians have? Triple 'eh'"
"If you have that loud keyboard clicking sound enabled on your iPhone, give me your phone. You don't get a phone."