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Joke of the Day
"Someone told me: Don't fall in love, you might get hurt. I said: Don't live, you might die.."
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"Why did the chicken cross the road? Your mom xDDddd"
"Your call is important to us. Please continue to hold until your battery is dead."
"How do you know which pepper in the garden is the nosiest? ... it's the one that's jalapeno business!!!"
"When your mate says his name is Stephen with a 'ph' to the cashier and he gets his Starbucks cup back reading 'PHEVEN'. That."
"How do you catch a rabbit? Hide behind a tree and make carrot sounds."
"My mom wants a new cooking skillet for Christmas. I haven't got the dough, but oh well, we'll see how things pan out."
"I've been eating healthy for six whole hours now. Why am I still fat?"
"Oscar Pistorius brings a whole new meaning to taking your missus out on Valentine's Day."
"What do you call a kid who's dad is Jamaican and mom is Chinese? Rastafriedrice"